i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out
*friends eyes are watering for no reason*
"Are you wearing that mascara you’re allergic to but wear any way cause you think it’s cute"
"…..when did I tell you that"
"…….like…..two years ago"
watching your favorite band grow older and more famous is probably one of the saddest, happiest and hardest things to do
when u see a spider on the floor
i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again
"I got the answer right but then I changed it" -an autobiography
just a cat giving a presidential speech on ebola…
IVE HAD A TUMBLR FOR 4 YEARS AND THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN ON HERE I CANT BREATHE