Ashton + Glasses 


  • Parents: Are you taking selfies?
  • Me: No it's Snapchat


ijustwanttosleep:

malijuanastyles:

what does niall even do with his millions of dollars like he doesn’t get tattoos doesn’t buy new clothes doesn’t own multiple cars doesn’t have a girlfriend only has one sibling lives in the same city as his mother and spends his free time watching football and livetweeting james bond movies

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I’ll give you one guess 


doncasturbate:

doncasturbate:

“this white boy is cute as hell..here take my number”

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I remember when I first made this post, the girl in the picture saw it and messaged me saying those were her exact thoughts


  • Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
  • Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.

menthuthuyoupi:

what is James Franco doing


captain-calum:

"soon" they said not fIVE HUNDRED THINGS AT THE SAME TIME JESUS CHRIST BOYS